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Old 07-10-2010, 02:20 AM   #1
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Default [Zombie] Murder Herd - Join or Die Mutha♥♥♥♥as!



Murder Herd is a guild all about having fun, be it at the expense of other players or each other. We love vulgarity, racist humor, gay innuendos, drunken outbursts and singing karaoke. We love pissing people off in video games and heckling them on the forums. We love unfair advantages. Hell we love a lot of stupid ♥♥♥♥ because we''re generally easily entertained but what we don''t like is people who take gaming or themselves too seriously. We''re friendly assholes, not elitist pricks.

You should join us because we''ll murder you to death if you don''t and because in a game of monotonous missions like this you are bound to get bored pretty quick without a crazy bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ like us around. We''ve got a number of events planned to keep our gang from getting burnt out on senseless manslaughter like death races, drunken driving games, tournaments, customization contests and more.

If your''re feeling aroused then follow this link to our website to find out more about us and how to join.
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:21 AM   #2
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FIRST!!!

Edit: I'd like to take this space to thank my parents, God, Mountain Dew, and the song "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:23 AM   #3
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Skitterin, let me get savage 2.
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:25 AM   #4
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Braaaiiiiinnns!
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:27 AM   #5
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Where redheaded stepchildren and tortilla boys lead a Dicktatorship...and monkey is still scared.

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Old 07-10-2010, 02:28 AM   #6
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Why Die? Apply Today!


Strawberry Bitches!!!
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:29 AM   #7
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Don''t die just join.
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:29 AM   #8
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:29 AM   #9
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Hoo-rah!

Jerry Garcia flavor, you heathens!
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:32 AM   #10
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